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dirty kuma 

Where you put 'LMAO' or 'LOL' for an ending of every sentence or when you don't know what to say because really, you're depressed and want2die.
Someone: *says anything or trys to offend you*

Them using a dirty kuma: LMAO
dirty kuma by Baconfordinner69 April 24, 2020
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the dirty kumar 

This takes place when knuckles deep in a girl of Indian decent and you get a knock at your door from your roomate. When roomate opens the door and asks what you are up to you take your wet fingers and run them under his nose.
When I knocked on my roomate Johnny Rottens door because I was locked out, he answered and when I asked what he was up to he ran his wet fingers across my face and I said damm not the dirty kumar
the dirty kumar by JJ Rott July 5, 2006

Dirty Harold and Kumar 

Doing a chick in the ass while she eats a White Castle Burger then pulling ur dick out and wiping it on her burger and saying "Thats how NPH rolls!"
White Castle sucks balls. They need shit on their burgers to taste better. Improve the taste of their burgers with a Dirty Harold and Kumar.
Dirty Harold and Kumar by ~Valhalla~ December 12, 2008

DirtyHumans 

Also known as DH, he is believed to be the son of Ike and Tina Turner. He enjoys sleeping for 15hours and then eating Onion pie while watching anime until he passes out again.
DirtyHumans is in a coma.
DirtyHumans loves Onions.
DirtyHumans by Artophicial December 12, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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