dirty kieron

The unacceptable practice of being a nonce and giving candy to underage children to lure them into your van

That nonce Kieron pulled off a dirty Kieron yesterday and made off with 3 children

by Tom Hardly trying August 21, 2019

Dirty kieran

When a male is doing his business with a lady friend, he blindfolds her and sticks two frozen shits up her nostrils

Bro, i totally dirty kieran'd that chick last night

by Yeetthatfeet March 2, 2020

Dirty Kieran

The act of kidnapping a complete stranger and drowning them in a bath full of hot sauce and semen

Wow that girls so hot I'm gonna give her a dirty kieran

by Venom_420 November 22, 2021

dirty kieran

Its an attempt of getting with a girl by high fiving her but usually ending lonely crying in the toilet. Legend says he is still crying waiting for the first kiss.

i wanted to kiss her but now I am dirty Kieran.

by batty Matt March 21, 2017

Dirty Keiron

The act of dipping ones private parts in Nutella and making your partner eat it

“Oh yeah I totally gave her the dirty Keiron last night it was awesome”

by Saltydude3 May 11, 2020

Dirty kieren

When a builder has a boner and nowhere to hang his tool so instead milks it dry and makes a cup of tea with the ectoplasm

I fancy a cup of dirty kieren

by Holdenmahairline July 2, 2021

Dirty Keiron

The act of sitting on your partners face with Nutella all over their face

“I gave her the dirty Keiron last night. I loved it”

by Saltydude3 May 11, 2020