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Definitions by Holdenmahairline

Dirty Charnie 

Your basic bold bus pervert who spends more on busses than on car fuel and thats saying something he will also hide the cucumber on his person for a party trick
I got a lift from a dirty Charnie

dirty Tinhead 

When it costs an arm and a leg so instead you get your budgie the little helicopter out then shave your hair off because there isnt much left to comb over anymore since the misses wheres your trousers now

dirty Mark Roe

When a guy bumps a taxi and jumps over a wall with a 6 foot drop the other side, breaks his ankle then shits on the bank due to shock this can be prevented by paying the taxi driver or keeping the but plug in

Dirty Jammo 

When a man grunts into another mans arse while tugging on his todger then removes his hat and shouts ow ow ow ow ow

Dirty Mossy 

Eating someones chewed up cheese from an uncooked pizza whilst recycling last years guy fawkes as a sex doll

Dirty kieren 

When a builder has a boner and nowhere to hang his tool so instead milks it dry and makes a cup of tea with the ectoplasm
I fancy a cup of dirty kieren