Holdenmahairline's definitions

Dirty kieren

When a builder has a boner and nowhere to hang his tool so instead milks it dry and makes a cup of tea with the ectoplasm

I fancy a cup of dirty kieren

by Holdenmahairline July 2, 2021

dirty Mark Roe

When a guy bumps a taxi and jumps over a wall with a 6 foot drop the other side, breaks his ankle then shits on the bank due to shock this can be prevented by paying the taxi driver or keeping the but plug in

Remember when you did a dirty Mark Roe?

by Holdenmahairline July 4, 2021

Dirty Jammo

When a man grunts into another mans arse while tugging on his todger then removes his hat and shouts ow ow ow ow ow

Are you up for a dirty Jammo?

by Holdenmahairline July 3, 2021

Dirty Charnie

Your basic bold bus pervert who spends more on busses than on car fuel and thats saying something he will also hide the cucumber on his person for a party trick

I got a lift from a dirty Charnie

by Holdenmahairline July 4, 2021

Dirty Abbie

The act of inhaling malteasers through a vagina and spitting them into a shot glass from a distance

I completed a dirty Abbie

by Holdenmahairline July 2, 2021

Dirty Ben

A legend in bed

Im a dirty Ben

by Holdenmahairline July 4, 2021

Dirty Mossy

Eating someones chewed up cheese from an uncooked pizza whilst recycling last years guy fawkes as a sex doll

I did a dirty mossy on the weekend

by Holdenmahairline July 3, 2021