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dirty kierkegaard

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...
I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.
dirty kierkegaard by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

Dirty kiersen 

When you take a big creamy load in your mouth and it comes out your nose like snot and it blows bubbles.
Man, did you see him blow snot bubbles out of his nose after taking that load like a champ? Yeah, he’s a dirty kiersen.
Dirty kiersen by 8rape July 18, 2022

Dirty kieren 

When a builder has a boner and nowhere to hang his tool so instead milks it dry and makes a cup of tea with the ectoplasm
I fancy a cup of dirty kieren

Dirty Kiere 

A woman that loves to run bare foot in the park. Walking on good ole goose shit, and on occasion some fresh dog shit.
Marie was shunned by the church mothers for being a dirty Kiere!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026