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dirty kierkegaard

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...
I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.
dirty kierkegaard by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

Dirty kiersen 

When you take a big creamy load in your mouth and it comes out your nose like snot and it blows bubbles.
Man, did you see him blow snot bubbles out of his nose after taking that load like a champ? Yeah, he’s a dirty kiersen.
Dirty kiersen by 8rape July 18, 2022

Dirty kieren 

When a builder has a boner and nowhere to hang his tool so instead milks it dry and makes a cup of tea with the ectoplasm
I fancy a cup of dirty kieren

Dirty Kiere 

A woman that loves to run bare foot in the park. Walking on good ole goose shit, and on occasion some fresh dog shit.
Marie was shunned by the church mothers for being a dirty Kiere!

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026