dirty keto

Ben Wa balls that are made from Avocado pits to fully embrace the Keto lifestyle

Aly - I am feeling the best I have felt in my life since starting Keto
Tony - Has it taken over your ENTIRE life, or just your diet?
Aly - Everything I embrace with it has been made 100% better, you should see how strong and tone my lady bits are since starting dirty keto as well.
Tony - That makes sense, superfoods make super vag

dirty keto by Brekke26 May 15, 2018

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Dirty keto

When you use coconut oil as lube and an avacado as a ball gag while two guys destroy both of your holes.

Beaver: I ran out of avacados so my date couldn’t even give me a dirty keto

Dirty keto by That_little_mexican_boy January 18, 2019

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Dirty Keto

It’s a Dirty Sanchez but performed on a vegan

Last night he gave me a Dirty Keto, did I mention I am a vegan?

Dirty Keto by Sludvigs July 30, 2022

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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