When a koreaboo, BTS obsesses woman dressed in all black ties you upside down attached to the ceiling fan, gags your mouth, turns it on, and then spanks your naked tookus with a rubber spatula as you revolve around the room.
I’m still dizzy as fuck from that tinder date last night... that dirty jelissa move is something else.
When you spit on a girls back to convince her you’ve came, and when she turns around you turn around and spray chimichanga confetti all over her eyes nose and face and draw a J on her cheek
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand