When a koreaboo, BTS obsesses woman dressed in all black ties you upside down attached to the ceiling fan, gags your mouth, turns it on, and then spanks your naked tookus with a rubber spatula as you revolve around the room.
I’m still dizzy as fuck from that tinder date last night... that dirty jelissa move is something else.
When you spit on a girls back to convince her you’ve came, and when she turns around you turn around and spray chimichanga confetti all over her eyes nose and face and draw a J on her cheek
Hey bro, I heard you did a Dirty Jaeliece with Karen at Brads party!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."