Dirty Harold

This words stems from the guy named Harold on the movie "Kids". It's where you pull down your pants and start slapping your semi-hard penis back and forth off each leg. You can also use it during sex while your cumming, slapping the girl in the face.

I whipped out my dick at the party and did the Dirty Harold!

Dirty Harold by Smitty,E September 23, 2006

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Dirty Harold

A reference to Harold Ramis, the actor who played Egon in Ghostbusters, the act of you (Harold) swinging your balls an inch above your friend's face while he sleeps as you chant "I ain't 'fraid of no ghost" repeatedly until he wakes.

A bonus would be the friend waking up with his first reaction to lift up his head which would ram into Harold's dangling/swinging nards which is when Harold must respond with, "he slimed me".

As Nic was sleeping, Carey pulled down his pants, squatted over his face and gave Nic a Dirty Harold

OMG, look at Stu giving Sam a Dirty Harold

Dirty Harold by Beardiful January 13, 2013

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dirty harold

when your hanging out with your friends and you get bored so you strip to your underwear and start grinding on them, turning them on and eventually you all have a big gang bang but with spicy twist, you and your friends put taco powder on eachothers dicks and smack eachother while calling eachother juan

last night i did the dirty harold with my boi gage, Russell, and julian rodierojomcde

dirty harold by Gotm_oof November 16, 2017

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Dirty Harold and Kumar

Doing a chick in the ass while she eats a White Castle Burger then pulling ur dick out and wiping it on her burger and saying "Thats how NPH rolls!"

White Castle sucks balls. They need shit on their burgers to taste better. Improve the taste of their burgers with a Dirty Harold and Kumar.

Dirty Harold and Kumar by ~Valhalla~ December 12, 2008

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The Dirty Harold

When a man has sex in missionary position and intensely stares into the eyes of his opponent whilst sweating profusely. The Dirty Harold

I gave her/him the dirty Harold hunt

The Dirty Harold by Craneo90 February 17, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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