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dirty haleigh 

A sped bitch who always goes back to the wrong guys, is stuck on this one boy, has 2 friends, loves to do reckless things. Absolutely loves to party.

dirty Hagen 

a dirty hagen is the act of placing a full set of nintendo switch joycons into your ass whilst intoxicated. once the joycons are in your asshole you play mario tennis by twerking and consuming more alcohol. once you have one at least one round of mario tennis you remove the joycons and cum into a mason jar with upwards of 12 micro SD cards
person one: yo where are my joycons?

person two: oh milo took them last night and did a dirty hagen

person one: god dammit
dirty Hagen by Vega_eleven November 2, 2021

Dirty Halden 

A sexual act in which a male quickly pulls out and shoots a shot in their partners mouth mid ride.
David: “Dirty halden later?”
Dwight: “Heck yes, I wanna shoot a shot in your mouth while I’m riding”
Dirty Halden by Hai Yuki May 7, 2022