dirty friend 

The act of going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of pooping, however, you are interupted by the desire to masturbate. Once masturbation is complete you decide to wipe your ass with the same rag that you have came in

I rush to the bathroom to poop, however, I was surprised to see that the dirty friend made an appearance.

dirty friend by The Poop Man November 7, 2004

dirty friends

Term used when two friends aren't quite boyfriend and girlfriend, but regularly sleep with each other esp. when drunk.

"Where did Louise go last night?"
"She went home with Peter"
"Oh, I didn't realise they were still going out"
"Nah, they're just dirty friends"

dirty friends by Hugh Bass January 1, 2009

dirty fried egg 

When you spadge on flat tits/boobies during a breakfast sex marathon.

ooooohhhhh id love to give you a dirty fried egg!!!!

dirty fried egg by Shaggydoo19 August 2, 2017

dirt-friendly 

A new kind of respect or niceness on the internet that takes the place of real-world respect and niceness and that is mostly hypocritical, selfish and unable of respect and rationality.
It is what rather mediocre (or less than) and dim-witted people who look at the unfriendliness of most of the internet would choose as a way to be superior to that, meaning that it is basically just a way to be "superior on the internet" and another way to be unfriendly, small-minded and prejudiced.

Those people are incapable of formality and uncomplicated respect but instead have to pepper everything with sliminess, underhanded jabs, easily sparked personal grudges and "special rights". It is a confused, unqualified attempt at morality that is probably the biggest anti-morality.

Moderators that get paid and were picked mostly for a representational role often let it go to their head and are dirt-friendly.

Talking to dirt-friendly people is like talking to an animal, because they are so irrational yet full of themselves.

dirt-friendly by felixh March 15, 2017

Kentucky fried dirt nap 

When you sleep with you manager after breaking up with your boyfriend earlier that day.

I told @theconfessionposts on tik tok that I had a Kentucky fried dirt nap.

Kentucky fried dirt nap by Thepussyslayer420 June 10, 2022