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Dirty Dunkin' 

Consists of taking a shit on the floor just beside the toilet. The name refers to the act of dunking (basketball), yet in the case of a "dirty dunkin'", it really needs to be performed outside of the "rim," which makes the name ironic; otherwise it doesn't qualify as a dirty dunkin'. The name also refers to the first known dirty dunkin'*. While recommended being performed in a public area, it could be, theoretically, be done inside a private property.

*The first known dirty dunkin' took place inside a Dunkin' Donuts, in the small american city of Campton (NH).
Joe Lacrass did a dirty dunkin' in the men's locker room (again)!

Dirty Dunkin 

Giving a dirty sanchez to a dunkin donuts cup of coffee
Doreen: Mmm. this is some good coffee, but the cup smells like shit
Bob: thats because its a dirty dunkin..
Dirty Dunkin by crusty bob July 1, 2011

Dirty Dunkin 

The act of placing a dirty ballsack in someones mouth; a hardcore teabag
Bro he didnt teabag her.. he gave her a dirty dunkin
Dirty Dunkin by durteduncan May 31, 2018

Dirty Dunkin Donut 

The act of putting someone vegina in a bucket of cum to the point of coverage over the vegina.

Dirty Durbin 

When a man had a weird obsession with little girls to the point of getting fired. They like touching little girls.
Our middle school gym couch was dirty durbin.
Dirty Durbin by anonymous May 20, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026