Dirty Dong

A penis that is dirty, or a person being an idiot.

"What the fuck you just cut me off you dirty dong!"

" Oh hell naw you fucked him, he got a dirty dong"

by TweezymyneeZy June 18, 2013

Dirty Dong

It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.

My grandfather was just dirty dong’ed

by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025

Dirty Dong David

(noun) (verb)

The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.

Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok

by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023

Dirty dong byczek

A bisexual man with an unclean penis.

did you see Dirty Dong Byczek? He took on the Italian stallion.

by Heroman16 January 4, 2017

ditty dong

A short, simple dong.

Mark dropped his pants and the doctor couldn’t help but laugh at his ditty dong.

by Timinatron December 5, 2017

dirty dongle

When every aspect of a person - from their toes to their accoutrements - is a complete disaster.

That girl is a straight-up dirty dongle.

by Noodnoodle February 14, 2017

dirtykong

(noun) A monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. It can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.
The repeated use of the letter "r" symbolizes just how dirty they really are.
If you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (class 7), just back away slowly, don't turn your back on it, and then get the hell outta there!

Ben: Dude I was walking through the jungle the other day, and I totally ran into a dirrrtykong!
Kevin: Wow, that's a level 3 dirtykong! I'm surprised you made it out alive!
Ben: Yeah, I'm alive, but I sure smell like shit

by Brian H September 12, 2005