dirty clif

When you dip your buddy's pepperoni nipples in your diarrhea and use them like a rubber stamp on your pizza before baking it.

I bought a pizza last night on the way home from the club but it needed more flavour. My girl had the beer shits so we gave it the dirty Clif.

by poopyrainbow June 8, 2020

Dirty Clifford

The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.

Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning

by Kekkekkek1 April 12, 2020

Dirty Clift

Engaging in any sexual performance with one named Geoff (pronounced Jeff), then having said individual reach inside of your anal cavity with their farm hand and “Grabbing your dinner” and feeding the farm hand for their work.

Geoff loves his husband so much he enjoys a “Dirty Clift” before bed.

by cmonhollen89 March 10, 2019

Dirty Cliff

Dirty cliff is the act of using suspension rope to tie ones partner to a pig, one would then slap its ass so the pig starts running. this act is common among tourists of Texas.

Yea, me and this girl Tillie did the dirty cliff last night, it was wild.

by BlobFisssshy April 19, 2023

dirty clifton

the act of shoving a popeyes chicken sandwhich up a guys ass, taking it out, chewing it, and putting it back repeatdely.

this must be done unconsensually. walk up to random men and do this

i just gave kane a dirty clifton infront of his parents

by sophia/thedogeater February 25, 2024