Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Dirty Clifford 

The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.
Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning
Dirty Clifford by Kekkekkek1 April 12, 2020

Dirty Clift 

Engaging in any sexual performance with one named Geoff (pronounced Jeff), then having said individual reach inside of your anal cavity with their farm hand and “Grabbing your dinner” and feeding the farm hand for their work.
Geoff loves his husband so much he enjoys a “Dirty Clift” before bed.
Dirty Clift by cmonhollen89 March 10, 2019

Dirty Cliff 

Dirty cliff is the act of using suspension rope to tie ones partner to a pig, one would then slap its ass so the pig starts running. this act is common among tourists of Texas.
Yea, me and this girl Tillie did the dirty cliff last night, it was wild.
Dirty Cliff by BlobFisssshy April 19, 2023

dirty clifton 

the act of shoving a popeyes chicken sandwhich up a guys ass, taking it out, chewing it, and putting it back repeatdely.

this must be done unconsensually. walk up to random men and do this
i just gave kane a dirty clifton infront of his parents
dirty clifton by sophia/thedogeater February 25, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
Load more