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Dirty Cat 

When your cat dies so you f**k it and meow at the same time
My cat died the other day so i did a dirty cat on it
Dirty Cat by TEgmeow November 23, 2021

Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.
"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"
Dirty Cat Paw Sheets by op rolling December 2, 2009

dirty barn cat 

fake ass country sluts that fuck every guy in a friend group can be found at local field party yelling yee yee drinking bud lights. commonly also known as a mud cricket (see definition)
party tonight karas bringing her dirty barn cat friends

Dead Cat Dirty 

Dead Cat Dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive hoarding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. The presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. Once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carcass instantly appears. It is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carcasses appear, and where they come from.
Girl 1: I went to Javier's house last night for some cocking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was DCD! I immediately got as dry as a nun's cunt.

Girl 2: What's DCD?

Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.

dirty cate 

hmmm. dirty cate. interesting name right? well let me tell u exactly what it is. fucking someone so hard and being so passionate because there is not a single thing you would want more in that moment than for them to be inside if you.
fuck me dirty cate style
dirty cate by yoooogle April 12, 2020

Dirty Cathal 

Also known as the Rape Train. A Dirty Cathal can only take place when you’ve drank enough alcohol for it to be considered “drunk messing”. It consists of sitting on a 50 year old ladies lap and asking the whole pub does anybody have any bags? It’s finished off by wanking off a Russell terrier
Awh man I did a Dirty Cathal last night .
Dirty Cathal by skunknation April 19, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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