dirty cat

Quickly and repeatedly licking someone's DIRTY vag.

A: He was weird
B: How???
A: After I peed he gave me a dirty cat

by DefiniteDefintions39 June 23, 2014

Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

by op rolling December 03, 2009

dirty barn cat

fake ass country sluts that fuck every guy in a friend group can be found at local field party yelling yee yee drinking bud lights. commonly also known as a mud cricket (see definition)

party tonight karas bringing her dirty barn cat friends

by sggggggggggggggjhwwrwrwqe44494 August 08, 2018

Dead Cat Dirty

Dead Cat Dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive hoarding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. The presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. Once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carcass instantly appears. It is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carcasses appear, and where they come from.

Girl 1: I went to Javier's house last night for some cocking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was DCD! I immediately got as dry as a nun's cunt.

Girl 2: What's DCD?

Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.

by Trap "Money" McCallister April 30, 2011

Dirty Cat

When your cat dies so you f**k it and meow at the same time

My cat died the other day so i did a dirty cat on it

by TEgmeow November 23, 2021