dirty carrot

a good loking boy, who is very bad. usually covered in tats, smokes, drinks and skates.

"i want a bad boy"

"that guy over there looks like a dirty carrot"

by i hate badger January 29, 2009

Dirty Carrot

Noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scrotum to another person or person's possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.

He gave him the dirty carrot in his brand new Blizzard!

by Aashe June 10, 2010

Dirty Carrot

During sex you place a carrot up your partners rectum.

Dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot“

What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”

by FatalToxic April 26, 2011

Dirty Carrot

Is a carrot that has been used for anal reaming

Bend over and take this dirty carrot like a man!

by SLAGGDADDY November 10, 2018

dirty bag of carrots

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.

She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.

by 68guns March 18, 2009

Dirty Bag of Carrots

A colloquial term for the scrotum.

A male individual was contemplating a wax of his nether regions, and had difficulty deciding whether or not to include his dirty bag of carrots in the treatment. Ultimately, he decided against it.

by MisterLC August 23, 2017

Dirty Carrot stick

When the male inserts a carrot into the girls' Anus. Thus we have achieved a dirty carrot stick.

Wow john i see you have done a dirty carrot stick

by jhdjdjdjdj April 26, 2022