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Dirty Carl 

The act of one taking a shit in a sock, preferably a tube sock, and beating a victim with it, preferably in the face
larry gave patches a dirty carl, it was a effin stinky mess
Dirty Carl by sir jon September 29, 2005

dirty carla 

when you piss your pants on a all boys camping trip.
person 1: ok guys I just pissed myself.
person 2: oh my god she just pulled a "dirty carla"

Dirty Cailyn 

A dirty Cailyn is only for the legless. You start by spitting on the dick, then you begin to spin on the dick, putting your arms out and becoming one as a helicopter. Right as he’s about to cum, you just get up and leave. But with your arms of course, army crawling, because you have no legs.
Man Mary gave me a dirty cailyn last night and her thighs shook so hard they fell off
Dirty Cailyn by Catsarenicee August 28, 2022

Dirty Carl 

When a male inserts his penis into a girls ass, while massaging her breasts with his right hand,and fingering her with his left hand all at the same time.
"last night my boo and me did the dirty carl position and I can still feel all his body parts inside me!"

Dirty Carl 

When you use a post-anal, semen filled condom to slap your spurned lover in the face.
Geoff - "Man last night I had some really filth anal, so afterwards I gave her the old Dirty Carl to teach some respect"

Ricardo - "Bitch Please!!"
Dirty Carl by Sternest September 27, 2010

Dirty Carla 

A Dirty Carla is where a bearded man performs cunnilingus on a female while she is eating a burrito laced with laxatives. If the woman can spew diarrhea before the man can make her cum, she wins another round of Dirty Carla at her choosing. If the guy makes the woman cum, she buys him Taco Bell for 2 weeks.
Money is getting tight! I might need to roll the dice and play Dirty Carla to put food on the table.
Dirty Carla by irish cow17 November 8, 2014