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Dirty Allen 

The act of not showering for a week and then banging a chick.
Mike: Do you think I can hook up with that chick? I haven't showered in a week!
Larry: Hell yeah, you can Dirty Allen that skank!
Dirty Allen by TomFoolery69 August 22, 2011

Dirty alena 

Someone who one minute let's you do something then changes her mind and causes arguments
Stop being such a dirty alena
Dirty alena by Yolo220919 July 28, 2021

dirty allen 

A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.
Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
dirty allen by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009

Dirty Allen 

Medical and nursing reference for when a colonoscope, or equally dirty instrument, inadvertently makes contact with someone's face. Not specifically the upper lip as in a dirty sanchez, but preferably.
As the Doctor removed the colonoscope, the rather inquisitive nurse was rewarded with a dirty Allen.
Dirty Allen by M&S Productions January 6, 2017

Dirty Allen 

The man pro-life Authoritarian Pseudo-Christians are really praying to
Bahh GG you’re praying to dirty Allen broh, not Jesus lol
Dirty Allen by Ami Magee May 25, 2022

Dirty Allen 

That one guy who was blessed with ability to detect the school shooter vibe within your local church
Yo it’s uh Dirty Allen we better shun em
Dirty Allen by Ami Magee May 26, 2022