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Dirty Amber 

In the act of sexual intercourse, when the man doesn’t have any sex toys so instead use’s a zucchini or cucumber and sticks it in her vagina or ass then eats it.
Oh God man, me and Karen were about to do it so I did a Dirty Amber!
Dirty Amber by bigorangejuice August 9, 2020

Dirty Amber 

When she farts on you during doggie style sex
That skank did a dirty Amber last night.
Dirty Amber by Girlaffe April 21, 2020

Dirty Amber 

Someone who should stop reading Urban Dictionary.
Me: "stop reading Urban Dictionary."
You: "wha-"
Me: "I'm on the call to you dumbass, your being a dirty Amber"
Dirty Amber by Chicken_nuggues October 17, 2021

dirty amber alert 

when you are fucking a girl and an amber alert comes out right as you cum in her and she shits all over the bed
My girl and I had a dirty amber alert last night. We have to get new sheets now.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026