dirty Hagen

a dirty hagen is the act of placing a full set of nintendo switch joycons into your ass whilst intoxicated. once the joycons are in your asshole you play mario tennis by twerking and consuming more alcohol. once you have one at least one round of mario tennis you remove the joycons and cum into a mason jar with upwards of 12 micro SD cards

person one: yo where are my joycons?

person two: oh milo took them last night and did a dirty hagen

person one: god dammit

by Vega_eleven November 2, 2021

Dirty Hagerty

When you throw up on his dick while he cums

Cleaning up a dirty hagerty is the pledges job

by cooolbiatchhhh September 10, 2021

dirty halen

the act of eating dino nuggets while fisting a girl wearing a girl wearing a travis scott costume

"my girl wanted to go to a travis scott concert but i gave her a dirty halen instead"

by bewsyboi May 6, 2022