Dirty Aidan

The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.
"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Aidan."

"You fucking degenerate."
by Shitposting With Babish March 27, 2020
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Taking a women’s high heel in the anus
Can’t believe he got a Dirty Aidan while in the club
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A technique in which a male has ice cubes placed on his eyeballs while simultaneously having his cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner
My girl pulled out some freaky shit yesterday and tried a Dirty Aidan on me.
by dumb baby bicht April 07, 2020
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The dirty Aidan is when the female gives you head whilst you fight the ender dragon in Minecraft. If you kill the ender dragon before the female has finished she must finish giving you your blowjob then must remain unclothed apart from goggly eyes on the nips until she cooks you a full english. simulary if she finishes before you killed the ender dragon you have to do the same but you have the goggly eyes on your balls.
John: Did you get up to much with Hanna last night?
Thomas: yh we did the dirty Aidan!
by B0yFr0mTheH00d March 12, 2021
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Pete: You know that dirty Aidan?
Mike: yeah he's a dead set good cunt!
by Dead set good cxnt-dirty Aidan February 10, 2019
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A sexy girl with huge titties and a gorilla grip
I could really use a dirty Aidan right now
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A hot sexy girl with big titties and a gorilla grip.
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