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dickclown 

Someone who fucks you over, often at work as well as just in life and finds great joy in it. Often leaves a situation completely fucked over and runs away laughing. Also a verb meaning to fuck someone's shit up.
That smiling ass Gary thought it would be great to leave a pile of work for me to do on my desk on Friday right before the end of the day. What a dickclown!

Kary dickclowned me today by throwing everything on my desk in the air and laughing hysterically.
dickclown by Javier McCoy March 21, 2011
Related Words

Dirt clown 

a douche bag, or a person who has no idea how stupid they actually are.
"look at that kid run around in his clown shoes! what a dirt clown!"
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carraway: " yeah dude, then I TOTALLY threw it in her!"

kyle: "whatever dirt clown"
Dirt clown by asde June 28, 2006

dirtclodding 

Possibly fictitious sexual practice once mentioned in an interview by Corey Taylor of pretend rock band Slipknot. Dirtclodding (if it exists) involves one partner withdrawing his member from the other's dilated anus and then (please excuse me...) poo-ing into the gaping aperture.
Worryingly, Im sure that even if he meant it as a joke, many Slipknot fans have probably got bad infections trying it since.
I darn't imagine an example...
dirtclodding by Stooo March 19, 2003

dickclown 

the perfect word to describe a male that leaves you heartbroken-you know the one. out of the blue just fucks you over. a real shithead.
Jane really thought Joe was the one, turns out he was a dickclown.

Darkclownjoe 

A legendary tank in RuneScape.
He is able to tank to no food with 300 opts hitting him.. without prayer or rune.
Person #1: Did you see that tank?
#2: Yeah, that guy just tanked 300 opts with no prayer or rune.
#1: He just pulled a Darkclownjoe.
Darkclownjoe by Jayteev January 12, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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