dinggle berries 

When shit gets stuck to the hair behind your balls after you take a shit.

I guess i didnt wipe good enough, i've got some mad dinggle berries.

dinggle berries by bennyBb May 29, 2007

dingle berries 

little pooplets that hang from the ass hairs

dingle berries by julie wolford July 3, 2003

Dingle Berries 

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.

Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.

Dingle Berries by IronMikey April 12, 2023

dingle berries 

A serious case of cling-ons that can give you serious bacon strips in your undies.

These dingle berries are not for eating!

dingle berries by NicklePickle November 6, 2003

Dingle berries 

Welding jargon used to describe the little balls of metal spatter that occur while arc welding. usually these dingle berries just lay around the bead you just made and are easily removed, however, they sometimes stick so that nothing can remove them and your welding instructor calls you a sack of shit jestingly and points out all the dingle berries.

Dingle berries can occur with arc blow, which is magnetism in the metal, and causes the molten weld to spray everywhere but the place you want it. Arc blow causes the most irremovable dingle berries.

As far as my knowledge goes, this term is coined by the finest welding instructor at the SRJC.

Welding Instructor: John Gradren you sack of shit look at all those dingle berries you must of been a mile away from your weld.

JG: But I was using 6013! that shit spatters like no other welding rod.

WI: Alright but next time this happens you're eating the entire bucket of slag and rod stubs.

Dingle berries by cabbagehats September 25, 2011

dingle berries 

A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.

TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole

dingle berries by Daniel September 2, 2003

dingle berries 

The hardest substances known to man. A mixture of Shieat and toilet paper that cling to your ass hair for untold eons.

New: Captain Crunch with Dingle Berries!!!

dingle berries by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007