Ding Dong Ditching

The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.

/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./

Ding Dong Ditching by AlbanianKid April 25, 2015

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Ding dong ditching

Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend

Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.

Ding dong ditching by MouldyJam November 23, 2019

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Ding Dong Ditching

Alternative term for edging

“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”

Ding Dong Ditching by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022

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Ding Dong Ditching December

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.

Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!

Ding Dong Ditching December by 󠀀 December 4, 2018

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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