A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.