One day in a foreign land a gaelic gladiator stood upon a hill
green as emeralds. He simply rung his bell three times and screamed on the
top of his lungs "Ding Ding Ding,
Top of morning!!!!" His scream was so loud he made his neighbors
go deaf and the subreddit r/jacksepticeye was formed. Today the gaelic gladiator resigns in brighton and goes by the name Seán. His legend lives on in our hearts and 24 million people now know of his call.