dimitrece
a pussy ass nigga
Mommy Dimitrescu
Mommy Dimitrescu is what you need in life, a 9-foot tall titty vampire goddess, one that you can tell your problems to, or run into her warm LARGE arms. Mommy Dimitrescu will love you and care for you, everything will be alright when she's) there, but pro tip DONT SIMP (Unless your name is Mark mixed with multiplier), she's your Mother now, so dump out your old one, and embrace life with Mommy Dimitrescu.
I WANT MOMMY DIMITRESCU TO SIT ON ME AGGRESIVLEY
SLICE ME TO RIBBONS MOMMY DIMITRESCU
COME GET MY MANTHING MOMMY DIMITRESCU
SLICE ME TO RIBBONS MOMMY DIMITRESCU
COME GET MY MANTHING MOMMY DIMITRESCU
Mommy Dimitrescu by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021
Related Words
dimitrece • Dimitrice • dimitrije • dimitrescuslover • dimitee • Dimitracopoulos • dimitre • dimitrei • dimitrescu • Dimitrije Bojanic
lady dimitrescu
"Have you seen Lady Dimitrescu's tag on ao3? Damn, it's all gay! The gays took the tall lady for themselves and told Capcom their job is done, bye-bye ma'am, she belongs to them now."
lady dimitrescu by shark rights May 6, 2021
dimitrije
A South-Slavic male name with Greek origins. It means "of the Earth" or "son of Earth".
Men named Dimitrije can go in two and only two extremes: The first one is being an unbelievably hot and sexy individual, very tall and lean. Often listens to unconventional music and has a hobby he is really good at, maybe even the best one in the community. Extremely smart and ambitious, is good at both academics and sports. On top of all of that, a huge sweetheart and somebody everyone needs in their life.
On the other hand, the other extreme is to be the most immature and inconsiderate piece of trash you have ever come across. Always a smartass, an annoying hipster just waiting to be slapped over the head. Stubborn as hell, indescribably stupid when it comes to life and oblivious. It's important to state that he isn't all of this by choice, it's just the way they are. An emotionless, immature jerk at heart, even though he can be very helpful at rare occasions.
Men named Dimitrije can go in two and only two extremes: The first one is being an unbelievably hot and sexy individual, very tall and lean. Often listens to unconventional music and has a hobby he is really good at, maybe even the best one in the community. Extremely smart and ambitious, is good at both academics and sports. On top of all of that, a huge sweetheart and somebody everyone needs in their life.
On the other hand, the other extreme is to be the most immature and inconsiderate piece of trash you have ever come across. Always a smartass, an annoying hipster just waiting to be slapped over the head. Stubborn as hell, indescribably stupid when it comes to life and oblivious. It's important to state that he isn't all of this by choice, it's just the way they are. An emotionless, immature jerk at heart, even though he can be very helpful at rare occasions.
Omg I can't believe you hooked up with Dimitrije, he is literally a god.
OR
What the hell is wrong with you, why would you start dating a Dimitrije??? He is such an impolite child! You're gonna regret it, sweetie.
OR
What the hell is wrong with you, why would you start dating a Dimitrije??? He is such an impolite child! You're gonna regret it, sweetie.
dimitrije by anonymous pant January 2, 2017
dimitrescu
dimitrescu by MichelangeloGiant September 13, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
hobo loko
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
God Shot
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026