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Mommy Dimitrescu 

Mommy Dimitrescu is what you need in life, a 9-foot tall titty vampire goddess, one that you can tell your problems to, or run into her warm LARGE arms. Mommy Dimitrescu will love you and care for you, everything will be alright when she's) there, but pro tip DONT SIMP (Unless your name is Mark mixed with multiplier), she's your Mother now, so dump out your old one, and embrace life with Mommy Dimitrescu.
I WANT MOMMY DIMITRESCU TO SIT ON ME AGGRESIVLEY

SLICE ME TO RIBBONS MOMMY DIMITRESCU
COME GET MY MANTHING MOMMY DIMITRESCU

lady dimitrescu 

The 9'6ft tall vampire milf claimed by the lgbtq+ community
"Have you seen Lady Dimitrescu's tag on ao3? Damn, it's all gay! The gays took the tall lady for themselves and told Capcom their job is done, bye-bye ma'am, she belongs to them now."

Dimitrije 

Dimitrije is the closest humanity will get to sigma male. He is so handsome and very good in bed and has a big dig dong, he is also smart, a perfect friend and boyfriend.
Yo is that Dimitrije?!
Yep that's him, he is just perfect.
Dimitrije by titipipi November 21, 2021

dimitrije 

A South-Slavic male name with Greek origins. It means "of the Earth" or "son of Earth".
Men named Dimitrije can go in two and only two extremes: The first one is being an unbelievably hot and sexy individual, very tall and lean. Often listens to unconventional music and has a hobby he is really good at, maybe even the best one in the community. Extremely smart and ambitious, is good at both academics and sports. On top of all of that, a huge sweetheart and somebody everyone needs in their life.
On the other hand, the other extreme is to be the most immature and inconsiderate piece of trash you have ever come across. Always a smartass, an annoying hipster just waiting to be slapped over the head. Stubborn as hell, indescribably stupid when it comes to life and oblivious. It's important to state that he isn't all of this by choice, it's just the way they are. An emotionless, immature jerk at heart, even though he can be very helpful at rare occasions.
Omg I can't believe you hooked up with Dimitrije, he is literally a god.

OR

What the hell is wrong with you, why would you start dating a Dimitrije??? He is such an impolite child! You're gonna regret it, sweetie.
dimitrije by anonymous pant January 2, 2017

Dimitrije 

The guy who has done or is bound to do every drug known to mankind. Also smart, but bad at decision making. He is the first dude to get drunk at a party and the youngest in a crowd to have smoked weed.
-Have you seen Dimitrije lately?
-I think he's on another acid binge. That guy is never sober.
Dimitrije by Wuspoppin January 9, 2018

dimitrescu 

Anyone who can attack someone maliciously with massive nails
I was just attacked, it must me DIMITRESCU
dimitrescu by MichelangeloGiant September 13, 2021