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A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.
Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"
dilwipe by dentar February 20, 2011
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She’s a loving and sweet girl, she is very shy around new people but once you get to know her she’s the craziest girl on earth. She keeps her circle small and puts her family before anything. She can forgive but she won’t forget. If you find a dilvin, keep her!
Person A- “I met dilvin today”
Person B- “dude you're so lucky!”
Dilvin by Seseee October 28, 2019
An invented insult word that sounds bad but isn't.
I can't believe my husband has such a dilwonk for a best friend.
dilwonk by Joe & Buzz January 19, 2011

Dilinglashlong

A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.
Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Dilinglashlong by matBobross June 17, 2018
Dirwin is a simp
If your called Dirwin your a simp
Dirwin by Coolscotty7 April 26, 2020

The Dillinger Escape Plan

A badass fucking band that's too badass for pussy emo kids to handle, so they fall back on Bring me the horizon and asking alexandria.
Badass: Hey man listen to Panasonic Youth by The Dillinger Escape Plan

Emo: *head explodes*