diddy watch 

v.or n.
An item or object that appears at first to have extraordinary value, but later turns out to be a false or fake knock-off. At the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards the artist P. Diddy gave an audience member a extremely expensive watch. It is rumored that during the commercial break, Diddy's security replaced the watch with a cheap knockoff. The Phrase was first created on the 7th Episode of the Podcast "Who's Your Daddy".

Aaron: hey Cliff I just bought a new car on Monday, and on Tuesday it broke down.
Cliff: So you got a Diddy Watch.
Aaron: Yeah, that crappy sales guy Diddy Watched me good
Cliff: What a jerk!

diddy watch by Aaron Johnson September 22, 2005

Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl 

phrase Made popular by comedic, southern actor, Leslie Jordan, in his YouTube video.
def. - an exclamation made when you are feeling great, after a stressful or problematic moment. Or eager for attention.
Similar to flamboyant exuberance by a non-hetero man.

After passing a difficult test "Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

"Oh thank God, I'm not pregnant. Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022