dickzoned

When a woman wants a relationship from a man but he only wants sex. And thinking he will finally come around to her way of thinking, she goes along with it.

Man, she threw me into the friendzone a few years back, and now, all of a sudden, she wants to be with me. I wasn't feeling it so I just dickzoned her.

by Spankndatazz September 20, 2013

dickmoneyed

To get inconceivably drunk

Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed

by annabelDickson August 2, 2017

dickopede

an insect with 100 dicks

dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.

by ken power September 5, 2007

Dicknored

To completely be a dick and ignore someone.

Megan Fox sent me two friend requests and I Dicknored both of them!

by Dicky Nord December 30, 2010

dickzord

1. Long Penis
2. Big and LONG penis
3. Very Long Penis

drea: Omfg! he had a dickzord!
Friend: I love dickzord!

by 'drea January 11, 2009

Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.

Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

dickcone

A dick that comes with a cone. Can come with or without balls. Often used in someones face. Almost always has a personality of its own.

Travis just got dickconed.

by boston brian November 10, 2008