dicktard Share definition Flag A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole. Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl. dicktard by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003 Words you can keep railfan mug chonk mug chud mug based mug 67 mug slime mug mogging mug chopped mug thot mug glazing mug huzz mug yams mug larp mug unc mug cracked mug simp mug baddie mug bop mug lolcow mug