let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet

Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet by Sqrxz July 6, 2015

slapping each other's dicks 

The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.

"slapping each other's dicks"

slapping each other's dicks by Wordsmith expert USA September 12, 2013

National Suck the homie’s dicks day 

On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.

Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet

National Suck the homie’s dicks day by Isyourrefrigeratorrunning March 16, 2021

pixie's dicks 

Erect nipples

God it's freezing without my clothes on mu nipples are like pixie's dicks

pixie's dicks by Ashers September 5, 2003

tom's small dick 

The name of one who usually has no balls

"wow that's Tom's small dick"

"Tom tried masturbation but couldn't find his dick"

tom's small dick by 69dicklove69 June 18, 2014

diluc's dick size 

something very very tall/ big.

oh that guy is really tall!
he's diluc's dick size tall! WHOA!

diluc's dick size by dickluc July 7, 2021

Satan's Dick Syndrome 

When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever

Have you ever experienced Satan's Dick Syndrome

Satan's Dick Syndrome by JihadJeep July 12, 2016