dickinch

A unit of measurement commonly used by men when measuring the lenght of their manhood. Usually, 1 dickinch is equal to approximately .25 in or approximately 1cm. Thus, a dickinch is an exagarated unit of measurement used to make items sound larger than they truly are.

Shorty, is only 2 inches long, however, he claims to be 8 inches long, obviously, he is measuring by the dickinch.

by JB Trevor May 27, 2010

dickincentive

A thing or person that motivates or encourages one to be a dick.

Weber: I can't play video games when Mike is around because you guys are such assholes to me when he's here.

Me: Well since Mike won't be living with us anymore he'll no longer be a dickincentive.

Weber: Oh yea, now I feel safe to play.

by The Object January 24, 2013

dickpinch

1. A pinch on the tip of the dick.
2. A person that cannot be defined as anything better.

1. "She just fucking dickpinched me!!"
2. "That guy's a total dickpinch."

by Kursten January 3, 2008

dick inch

a dick inch is alot smaller than a usual inch. inches are 2.5cm, whereas a dick inch is maybe 1cm or 1.5

Ian: I measured my dick today, it's 9 inches
Jack: Sure, you mean 9 dick inches

by jackisthebestateverything December 5, 2009

Fuckinson Shitheart Dickincock

Some one who is really addicted to swearing

Fuckinson Shitheart Dickincock said "You really need to shut your god damn fucking cock licking uncle fucking mouth"

by Chikabille February 10, 2021

Dickinthebooty

A Detriot slang for a "reciever."

1. Quit staring at me like you're dickinthebooty.

2. You can bring your dickinthebooty with you.

by JoePip March 31, 2007

Dickpinch

When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt

That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight

by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015