DickHole

The Place that is so fucking sexy that it can secure your chance of having a fucking sexy baby. It releases your sperm into that stripper so you can have a very large family.

That guy used his DickHole to get the Guinness world record for the biggest family.

by FlareOfficial September 20, 2017

idiotic dickholes

What most of you people on this website are.

You are all a bunch of idiotic dickholes.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker July 12, 2021

dickholing

/dik hōliNG/ (present participle): The act of using a shaving soap and its corresponding "matching" scent in aftershave ("matching" being in quotations as the scents really don't match) which references the sex act of pulling a penis through the dickhole in whitey tighties in order to have boring, vanilla sex with lights off, underwear on, in missionary position exclusively.

I copped a set of that Barrister and Mann Fougère Classique and you know your boy was straight up dickholing dat ting first thing this morning. Great shave, brother.

by BellicoseStampCollector February 13, 2023

Dickhole daddy

Someone who has aids and has a dude inside his pee-hole.

“Hello! Dickhole daddy!”
Dickhole daddy: “hello!”

by ☆★Midas★☆ August 3, 2023

Fiberglass in his dickhole

another way of saying sand in the vagina

He is in a shitty mood today. I think he has fiberglass in his dickhole.

by AnnFrankGotGanked October 27, 2023

Dickholed

When you get screwed over severely by a friend or relative.

I got so dickholed when my parents crashed my party and drank all my wine

by Dhole Master July 11, 2022

Bloody DickHole

when you cum so hard your dickhole starts to bleed and shoots red blood instead of semen
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh

Dude I had such a Bloody DickHole last night

by creameria September 24, 2020