When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH
Abbreviation: DDH
by ElCockUltimo January 2, 2016
A. pose where someone who should be doing something more constructive but just stands there being a worthless maggot
B. Not taking advantage of a situation
Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand
song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.
B. Not taking advantage of a situation
Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand
song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.
Bill Horton: God dammit stop standing around with a dick in your hand and get back to work.
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Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.
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Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.
by kill yourself please October 3, 2005
Dick in ur hand is when a bunch of guys go out and cant get any pussy..so they are standing around with there dick in there hand
by Chuco cr November 25, 2016
When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.
by Jssbsksnxj January 14, 2017
Yo, I was fuckin this bitch last night, but I had to jerk it to get the leftover poison out. Yo Nigga, you got stink dick hands!
by Dfiaj December 14, 2018
by Dunder Ball June 15, 2016
It could be a reference to male pride, but in order to explain Sonny's usage of the phrase in The Godfather, it goes a little deeper. The word dick can also mean "nothing", and in Sonny's case I think "hand" has a double meaning. He means it literally and figuratively. If it's a reference to male pride, it's in the sense of the phrase "wearing only a smile", meaning that Michael would come out of the bathroom with nothing but his pride. More literally, Sonny wanted Michael to actually have the gun in his hand when he exited the men's room.
Sonny: I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hand.
Michael: Don't worry, I won't have my dick in my hand anyway.
Michael: Don't worry, I won't have my dick in my hand anyway.
by fizzle December 20, 2005