whiffle dick

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball
My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick
by Square Dick January 29, 2018
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whiffle dick

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball
Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick
by Square Dick March 02, 2018
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dick whiffle

A person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a dick to anyone who doesn't believe in there false sense of importance.
Jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this dick whiffle needs a fucking break.
by FireBall Pants June 10, 2017
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