dick tent 

The foreskin covering the head of an uncircumsized penis. Ewwwww.

-Takes place in a YMCA shower-
"Ew Dan, I didn't know you had that crusty dick tent."

dick tent by Dennis Clarke November 10, 2008

tentacle dick

something that artists draw on furries or robots when they dont know how to attach a proper dick to it

"dude how the fuck do you draw a dick"
"just draw a tentacle dick dude it'll be fine"

tentacle dick by air wubbox tentacle January 14, 2023

Dicktention 

When you get a detention for a stupid ass reason...

Mike: Dammit I got another detention

Leo: For what?

Mike: For running in the halls!

Leo: What a dicktention!

Dicktention by DaGhettoBoi March 14, 2013

Dicktention 

When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.

Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."

Dicktention by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018

Dicktention 

When someone is only dating for dick and attention

Carl: Is it me or Karen only talks about banging her boyfriend?
Peter: Thats true, she’s probably only dating him for Dicktention

Dicktention by WoRdMaKeR_101 March 11, 2019