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Dick score

Approximation of the quality of the male penis size

Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft

If not born male, divide by 2
My girlfriend finally popped the question “what is your dick score?” But I’m only a 18.5 and the average was 24.75. What should I do?
Dick score by JoGreg3 February 9, 2022
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dicksore 

when you've been doing too much dry-ass fucking/dry ring bleeding. We recommend this method, but you can achieve dicksores in other ways, but dry ass-fucking gives you the best dicksores.
dicksores can appear as massive Elephant Warts, and can also be seen on cunts (cunt sores)

Dicksposed 

Visible. Not sheltered or protected, vulnerable or defenseless. Unshielded, unsheathed and exposed.

Lewd act of showing ones genitals
We are completely out in the open with no where to hide. Just like sitting ducks. We are totally dicksposed.
The enemy has a clear shot on our soldiers out in the field. They are completely dicksposed.

He/she keeps sending me genital pics. I wish he/she would stop dicksposing themself.
Dicksposed by Lotta Wayne December 2, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026