Dick Ripping

Dick Ripping - sarcastic way to express severe frustration.

Dick Ripping example - Your stupidity makes me so angry I ripped my dick off.

by asertgyqaergadrsfg May 16, 2016

dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.

I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.

by J. Arnier May 05, 2007

ripping dicks

A colloquial phrase used by surfers to describe radical maneuvers and explosive surfing.

Did you see those airs Mike busted today, he was ripping dicks out there!

by GBanger33 February 02, 2011

rips dicks

A colloquial phrase used by surfers to describe radical maneuvers and explosive surfing.

Did you see those airs Mike busted today? That guy rips dicks!

by GBanger333 February 22, 2011

ripped dick

When you try to go in dry, but the hole is too tight, causing a painful sensation like the skin being ripped off the penis.

I tried to go in dry, but ended up with a ripped dick.

by Flapjack McGee December 01, 2015

Ripping Dicks

The action of bringing the male sex organ to climax at a rapid rate of speed.

Dude, I bet your sister is good at ripping dicks.

by *dirtydeeds* May 04, 2015

rip dick

v.
- a euphemism for ejaculating.

"Man, I ripped dick all over Jason last night when passed out."

"Honey, I wish you wouldn't rip dick so quick."

by DDCrunch February 25, 2008