"So, let me get this straight. You're telling me, that if you hadn't been able to jack off for two weeks, the first thing you would do immediately when you got home wouldn't be to go straight to the computer and start violently ripping your dick off? I don't believe you."
when your with a group of friends and talking shit to someone, your friends make all your comebacks look really good. this would be considered being ripped a dick.
in terms to the person getting burned, would be getting ripped an asshole.