dick paper 

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.

Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!

dick paper by SFJH August 30, 2007

Paper DICK 

A game played by no certain numbers of patrons where a paper ball referred to as the "paper dick" is hit in the air in an uppercut motion and whoever hits a foul shot or misses the "paper dick" is eliminated. also if the "paper dick" shot is in-between and no patron can be ruled as out it goes to a duel where the same rules must be applied but only the two players accused of previous actions play.

1-you finna hop on dis paper dick grind bro
2-yea broski foshizzzle

Paper DICK by the Paper Dick Elders May 16, 2021

paper dick 

Term for a cigarette, from the word "glass dick" describing a crack pipe.

Hey, can I get a drag of your paper dick?

paper dick by Tea Oh Em June 16, 2009

Toilet paper dick 

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick

“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”

Toilet paper dick by A classy fellow June 6, 2020

Paper Dick 

Paper Dick, Paper Dick is a game played around a table using a paper ball, the players are trying to keep the paper ball from hitting the ground.

"Let's play some Paper Dick!"
Robbie is sh*t at playing Paper Dick"

Paper Dick by oldmatehighlander May 16, 2021

Toilet Paper Dick 

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

Lil Wayne got that toilet paper dick
Make them hoes sick



"Legalize it!" ^_^

Toilet Paper Dick by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 2, 2009

Paper Dick 

The act of masturbating to the point of climax, holding it in, then creating several deep, long, paper-cut wounds on the tip penis down, while pouring lemon juice mixed with salt on the cuts.

Yeah he was being a bitch so I gave a paper dick. ooohhkayy.

Paper Dick by Russia and Noodles April 14, 2010