Dick Mountain
Dick Mountain by Darth Ramious October 27, 2018
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Dick Mountain
The perforation that appears in a man's pants in the region of his genitals while in the act of sitting down that appears to be the visual representation of an erect penis concealed by clothing, but is in fact an optical illusion created by the folding and shifting material of imperfectly fitting clothing.
Mandi: Hey babe, let's sit down and watch a movie.
Chad: Okay!
Mandi: You seriously have an erection already!?!
Chad: nah babe, it's just dick mountain. I gotta get a new pair of slacks.
Chad: Okay!
Mandi: You seriously have an erection already!?!
Chad: nah babe, it's just dick mountain. I gotta get a new pair of slacks.
Dick Mountain by The Romantic Egotist April 30, 2011
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broke dick mountain
1. the place of fear and pain you go when your dick cracks during sex
2. Nickname for a broski who's too fat to get a boner
2. Nickname for a broski who's too fat to get a boner
Man I'm scared. My girl and I took a trip to broke dick mountain last night and I'm not sure I can get a boner again.
broke dick mountain by Heypow January 10, 2015
broke dick mountain
When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.
Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!
broke dick mountain by Piratical December 18, 2016
poop dick mountain
the art of one getting fucked in the ass then pulling out with crap on ones cock/strap-on while the other person lays on their back pushing their stomach out and the person with the dirty cock/strap-on slaps it on the others enlarged stomach.
i once fucked a girl while in my gucci loafers in her ass and pulled out with a wad of poop on my dick so i decided to give her a poop dick mountain
poop dick mountain by the shanz November 29, 2007
Mountain Dick
The most masculine type of crotch that exists.
The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.
The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy
The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense
The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.
The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy
The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense
"I wonder if girls like mountain dick..."
"What the hell is mountain dick?"
"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."
"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."
"What the hell is mountain dick?"
"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."
"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."
Mountain Dick by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2009
Mountain dick
Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Mountain dick by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025