dick leave 

time earned by employees throughout the year that once accumulated can then be used at their discretion to validate abscence from work before going postal on an a dickhead boss.

my boss is all up in my shit lately. then he wants to cry talkin about "his job so stressful". he best chill back before i bust out with a couple weeks of dick leave on his ass! then he gonna see stressful for real when he doing BOTH our jobs!

dick leave by BILLicitly ilLEgAL May 22, 2009

Dickweaver 

Someone who constantly switches lanes in traffic like a huge, inconsiderate dick.

me: Ahahaha that dickweaver who cut us off just got pulled over for speeding and reckless driving.

friend: Yeah traffic is just one of those things you gotta be patient with.

Dickweaver by omglolbacon July 20, 2011

dickweave 

A weave on your dick.

Tammy: "Why you patting your dick?"

Chief: "I'm patting my dickweave."

Tammy: "Oh... I usually just whip mine back and forth."

dickweave by Caliswag November 21, 2010

Dicklever

1) Adj. The act of making an incredibly dick statement, but also one that is incredibly clever.

2) Noun. A lever made of dicks

Dude, Hillary is such a fat mound of shit.

Yeah, that"s why they call her HILL

Harsh, bro! That was dicklever!

Dicklever by bigbadmeanie23456 October 21, 2010