dick ladder 

n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.

why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?

dick ladder by larry and great white October 9, 2008

ladder dick 

adj.(2) a dick with horizontal burn marks that resemble rungs.

1. I threw my dick on the grill while holding a patty and now I have ladder dick.
2. OMG look who just walked in: it's ladder dick.

ladder dick by larry and great white October 9, 2008

Dick Laddering 

To Dick ladder is to know you can't get to a cooler or more popular person so you befriend said person's friends to reach your goal of earning the cooler or popular person's trust/friendship.

Did you see Kyle he's Dick Laddering Jayden to get to Sawyer!

Dick Laddering by RealEdgyMemer November 30, 2016