Setting: A hot chick wearing glasses.
Action: She is giving top and her glasses fall on your dick.
Conclusion: dick glasses
Action: She is giving top and her glasses fall on your dick.
Conclusion: dick glasses
Guy: Ahhh shiieet, don't stop , oaaaahhh
Girl: I cant see, where did my glasses go
Guy: Don't worry they are on my dick, keep slobbin, (I knew i'd get dick glasses from her).
Girl: I cant see, where did my glasses go
Guy: Don't worry they are on my dick, keep slobbin, (I knew i'd get dick glasses from her).
by Hungjager March 29, 2016
A woman's fall-back guy, a friend who isn't good enough to date but kept around in case all of her other options eventually fail.
by Mogogo January 12, 2009
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
by FrankZito August 11, 2008
Steve and Loni would steal Christ off the cross and come back for the nails just to pay for their habit of sucking on the glass dick
by Snoose007 April 20, 2015
noun; Reffering to the object known as a crack pipe.
Commonly made from a small glass tube.
Crack Smoking women are commonly known to give oral pleasure to men for crack or money. Therfore we get the name "Glass Dick".
Commonly made from a small glass tube.
Crack Smoking women are commonly known to give oral pleasure to men for crack or money. Therfore we get the name "Glass Dick".
Tyrone: "Is Tameka sucking that -glass dick- again?"
Pookie: "Yea, looks like it."
Tyrone: "Damn she a crack head hoe."
Pookie: "Yea, looks like it."
Tyrone: "Damn she a crack head hoe."
by shoVel November 24, 2005
A loser piece of paraphenalia that is primarily used to smoke meth out of. You can make your own at home with an air freshener tube bought from your local gas station and a torch, that and an 8 ball and you'll be ten to twoing it all night by yourself as you wait in the bushes for hours to tax some guy who owes you dope or money for dope cause you won't get a real job and this is your only recreation and enjoyment, stalking your dopefiends who owe you money cause you're on one and you're, without a doubt, a MORON.
Michelle will never be anything but a dopefiend because she is too busy rolling a glass dick and fucking other women's husbands cause she is a nasty bag whore
by brandon's wife May 21, 2004