A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.

dick fuck by cupcakes10 February 27, 2010

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inserting a finger or foreign object into the penis hole.

I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.

dick fuck by A fuckin men to that June 11, 2006

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A way of sex by shoving small items down a man's pee pee hole.

Guy 1: "I was dick fucked so hard!"
Guy 2: "Holy shit! What did they put down your penis this time?"
Guy 1: "His penis!"
Guy 2: "that's nasty.."

dick fuck by Burger King Whore February 14, 2012

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A type of defencive tower in games that fire lasers at your paratroopers; especially prism towers from command and conquer red alert two.

"What?! That god damm dick fuck just zapped all my fucking paratroopers!"

Dick fuck by TomatoCzar May 8, 2008

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