dick fleas

1.Fleas on your dick. Duh. 2.crabs

My weiner has dick fleas. Guess I'll have to bust out some A-200.

dick fleas by B-nus July 23, 2006

dick flashback

when you cannot stop thinking about that good DICK you got last night. Randomly zoning out about getting railed. Looking off into the distance thinking about getting pounded in your punani.

*gazes out the window*
Friend: hey you good?
You: Shit sorry I was just having dick flashbacks.
Friend: giiiiirl you got that good dick huh

dick flashback by asseatersanonymous May 4, 2021

dickflash 

To expose just your dick to an unsuspecting person in a public or semi public place. Generally done by exposing the penis through the zipper of shorts or pants or allowing the cock to hang out the leg hole of a pair of shorts. More often than not, when a man is dickflashing, he pretends not to know he is exposing himself to his voyeur, so as to prevent any trouble and allow the person looking to enjoy viewing his organ in secret.

"Oh my god, that guys dick head is hanging out of his gym shorts, he's totally dickflashing us."

dickflash by Mattxj April 10, 2008

dickpleaser 

A dickpleaser is a woman who pleases dick well, she does anything in her power to make her partner have a good time.

The woman will do anything to make her man have a good time, men can be dickpleasers as well if their gay, bisexual ETC.

dickpleaser by FlyGirlCi February 10, 2009

DicFleas 

Dirty looking nappy pubic hairs that is mixed with boxer/panty lint

** in the middle of sex**

Guy- babe you ready for me 😎 * drops

his chonies* here it is
Ne- 👀😳😒 are those dicfleas?! Umm I'm not in the mood

DicFleas by Cherrie617 April 18, 2018

dickfeasting 

dickeating past the point of human comprehension and capability, to the magnitude of an absolute vanquishing of one's dick from said eating

damn that nigga del been listening to dunefr music all day... that shit gotta be dickfeasting!

dickfeasting by bigfathead September 13, 2022