dick fleas

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1.Fleas on your dick. Duh. 2.crabs

My weiner has dick fleas. Guess I'll have to bust out some A-200.

dick fleas by B-nus July 23, 2006

Words you can keep

dick flashback

when you cannot stop thinking about that good DICK you got last night. Randomly zoning out about getting railed. Looking off into the distance thinking about getting pounded in your punani.

*gazes out the window*
Friend: hey you good?
You: Shit sorry I was just having dick flashbacks.
Friend: giiiiirl you got that good dick huh

dick flashback by asseatersanonymous May 4, 2021

Related Words

dick fleas • dick flashback • DicFleas • dickfeasting • dickflash • Dick Pleaser • dick please • dick flashlight • dick flesh • Dick Leash

dickflash

To expose just your dick to an unsuspecting person in a public or semi public place. Generally done by exposing the penis through the zipper of shorts or pants or allowing the cock to hang out the leg hole of a pair of shorts. More often than not, when a man is dickflashing, he pretends not to know he is exposing himself to his voyeur, so as to prevent any trouble and allow the person looking to enjoy viewing his organ in secret.

"Oh my god, that guys dick head is hanging out of his gym shorts, he's totally dickflashing us."

dickflash by Mattxj April 10, 2008

dickpleaser

A dickpleaser is a woman who pleases dick well, she does anything in her power to make her partner have a good time.

The woman will do anything to make her man have a good time, men can be dickpleasers as well if their gay, bisexual ETC.

dickpleaser by FlyGirlCi February 10, 2009

DicFleas

Dirty looking nappy pubic hairs that is mixed with boxer/panty lint

** in the middle of sex**

Guy- babe you ready for me 😎 * drops

his chonies* here it is
Ne- 👀😳😒 are those dicfleas?! Umm I'm not in the mood

DicFleas by Cherrie617 April 18, 2018

dickfeasting

dickeating past the point of human comprehension and capability, to the magnitude of an absolute vanquishing of one's dick from said eating

damn that nigga del been listening to dunefr music all day... that shit gotta be dickfeasting!

dickfeasting by bigfathead September 13, 2022

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026