dick fleas
dick fleas by B-nus July 23, 2006
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dick flashback
when you cannot stop thinking about that good DICK you got last night. Randomly zoning out about getting railed. Looking off into the distance thinking about getting pounded in your punani.
*gazes out the window*
Friend: hey you good?
You: Shit sorry I was just having dick flashbacks.
Friend: giiiiirl you got that good dick huh
Friend: hey you good?
You: Shit sorry I was just having dick flashbacks.
Friend: giiiiirl you got that good dick huh
dick flashback by asseatersanonymous May 4, 2021
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dickflash
To expose just your dick to an unsuspecting person in a public or semi public place. Generally done by exposing the penis through the zipper of shorts or pants or allowing the cock to hang out the leg hole of a pair of shorts. More often than not, when a man is dickflashing, he pretends not to know he is exposing himself to his voyeur, so as to prevent any trouble and allow the person looking to enjoy viewing his organ in secret.
DicFleas
** in the middle of sex**
Guy- babe you ready for me 😎 * drops
his chonies* here it is
Ne- 👀😳😒 are those dicfleas?! Umm I'm not in the mood
Guy- babe you ready for me 😎 * drops
his chonies* here it is
Ne- 👀😳😒 are those dicfleas?! Umm I'm not in the mood
DicFleas by Cherrie617 April 18, 2018
dickfeasting
dickeating past the point of human comprehension and capability, to the magnitude of an absolute vanquishing of one's dick from said eating
dickfeasting by bigfathead September 13, 2022
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