Dick Diet 

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.

Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you

Dick Diet by SuzieBee October 2, 2017

Dick diet 

When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.

- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?

- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.

- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.

Dick diet by BananaMama123 May 16, 2022

dick diet 

When you have a new bae and feel the need to lay off the junk food in an attempt to feel more confident during sex.

Damn Steph, I'm gonna have to go on a dick diet now that Chris is coming over every night.

dick diet by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 13, 2016

Diet Dick 

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.

I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.

Diet Dick by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

dick only diet 

diet which only consists of DICK

yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet

dick only diet by oooogaboooga May 15, 2019