Dick Diet 

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.

Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you

Dick Diet by SuzieBee October 2, 2017

Dick diet 

When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.

- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?

- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.

- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.

Dick diet by BananaMama123 May 16, 2022

dick diet 

When you have a new bae and feel the need to lay off the junk food in an attempt to feel more confident during sex.

Damn Steph, I'm gonna have to go on a dick diet now that Chris is coming over every night.

dick diet by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 13, 2016

Diet Dick 

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.

I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.

Diet Dick by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

dick only diet 

diet which only consists of DICK

yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet

dick only diet by oooogaboooga May 15, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020