Dick Cringe

The action in which a male hold and consoles his testicles and/or penis upon hearing of someones misfortune on their meat on two veg.

Man 1: Hey man I heard Tom tore part of his foreskin last night.

Man 2: Ooooh, *grabs scrotom*, damn I just dick cringed badd

by Heinro August 21, 2009

Cringe-dick

To be inflicted with cringe-dick means to lose your erection due to your sexual partner's use of an intensively cringey word or phrase.

*During intercourse* ’You are immortal’ said Katie, meanwhile Andy got a huge case of cringe-dick - whilst deep inside.

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

Dick Cringer

When something so awkward or strange is said or done that it causes a slight discomfort in male genitalia. It makes you shake and is often felt like you have to get rid of something that has crawled on your body. It makes you cringe, the epicenter being your penis/testicals.

Doctor - "Your friend is lucky that he didn't die from the crash. Drunk driving is dangerous."

Friend - "Yea, I'll say. Why is his face bandaged?"

Doctor - "Oh, one of his eyelids tore off and fell into his mouth during the crash. We will perform reconstructive surgery soon."

Friend - *Cringes and shakes* "Uhhhhhhg!! What a dick cringer!!"

by OpX316 June 14, 2011

Dickbringer

A man, sometimes barbaric or slow-witted, who is particularly gifted at pleasuring a woman. Often, but not always, this is his only redeeming quality and all he has to contribute to a relationship. Other times, it's just a role he plays when called upon.

"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."

"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."

by bigswizzle January 17, 2014

Dickcringe

Alternatively “dick cringe”.

When you cringe so hard that your dick cringes as well. Usually happens when you accidentally open a NSFW in public.

Dude, I clicked this shit on the train and dickcringed after I opened it…

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO February 5, 2024