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Dick cock 

It’s a popular term used for a person born with two cocks.
Bro that’s why your a dick cock
Dick cock by Bigboy_911 April 26, 2019
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Pure dick/cock

Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble

Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?

No

Well you got a bike, just do it

No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)

dick licking cock whore 

1.as the word implies, it is a cock whore who licks dicks.
2.a whore who is easy and will do anything to fulfill her need to lick dicks
1.get off me you dick licking cock whore
2.savanah is a dick licking cock whore

cock-dick 

The male sex organ of a chicken.

An insult aimed at someone who has a dick that is the size of chicken's.

Herbert's lady friend laughed and pointed at his cock-dick when he whipped it out for her pleasure. She grabbed a magnifying glass instead.
cock-dick by Jerome Jenkins May 23, 2006

cock dick and ballin 

to describe someone who is ballin, but in sexual way
man, that guy is cock dick and BALLIN

Dick my cock 

1.When anything is said, done, or revealed that causes any chance one might have had with a once-interested girl to fly out the window.
2. When a friend ruins your chances with a girl by hitting on her himself, and using his dick to knock your cock off course. Even if he is not successful, your opportunity for procreating will be dashed on the rocks of awkwardness.
Dick my own cock is acceptable.
Stacy: "Really, you run a dojo? How interesting. Where is it?"
Steve: "Uhh, my mom's garage."
Bystanders: "Ooh... man. He just dicked his own cock."

Bill: "Hey, Gary, tell Amy here about that one time you fucked your cousin!"
Amy: (silent vomiting and departure)
Gary: "Why do you always Dick my cock?
Dick my cock by dick_pound July 21, 2009

Dick sucking cock 

He bangs a bitch that has a load of cock in her mouths
Serbia sucked my dick sucking cock
Dick sucking cock by 23coxsucker January 1, 2017
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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