dick bowl 

noun; "dik-bowl"

A "dick bowl" is private or public place of gathering that consists primarily of dicks - as is "that guy is fucking a dick!".

"Last night for my birthday we went to this shit club, Tia Lou's. The bouncers were shriveled-ball-power-tripping-roid ragers and the patrons handsy-clubbed-out-cock-mcfuglies -- a total dick bowl."

dick bowl by Just McLovin February 10, 2008

Toilet Bowl Dick 

When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.

I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!

Toilet Bowl Dick by sprutacus March 15, 2011

Super Bowl Dick

Used to describe the penis of someone who's team just won the Super Bowl. Usually used while having celebratory sex after the big game.

Me (Packers fan): Yeah babe, suck on that Super Bowl Dick.

My Girlfriend (Bears fan): *Rolls eyes* and begrudgingly starts sucking.

Super Bowl Dick by packersfansbd March 16, 2011

eat a bowl of dick 

also known as "eat a bowl", when some frustrates you so much that there is nothing else u can tell them.

mom- "clean your room"
son- "eat a bowl of dick"

eat a bowl of dick by walking goddess October 20, 2013

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker 

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.

i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker by megalabob March 9, 2021