dick and a half 

dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.

Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

dick and a half by Kowulz April 11, 2007

dick and a half 

A tool, and very ugly, cocky for no reason too.

TIM IS SUCH A DICK AND A HALF FOR SIGNING OFF ON ME!

dick and a half by aaaaasherr(: December 23, 2009

dick-and-a-half 

A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable.

Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

dick-and-a-half by Rock Cowles March 21, 2007

Dick-and-a-half 

A very long time or long distance.

Where did we park the car? Ah fuck, it's a dick-and-a-half away!!

Dick-and-a-half by Tarwen March 21, 2019

by a black dick and a half 

By a large margin; a substantial amound

Friend 1: "Damn man, the Orlando Magic just got smoked."

Friend 2: "Yea; they lost by a black dick and a half."

by a black dick and a half by RossLikeSauce January 15, 2013