An excellent 1st class courier company that can be blamed for the
non arrival of purchased goods anywhere around the
world. DHL can also be blamed by anyone who has lied and
said they sent you a Christmas present which will never arrive. Also birthdays, or any gift giving occasion you haven't been arsed with can be blamed on DHL.
'I can't believe you still haven't received the
present I got you. It's been 6 months already.
Never using DHL again!!'
'Honestly
don't worry about it. You didn't know DHL stands for Damaged, Held or Lost.'